Road Hazards

Hey Gals, TODAY, I almost hit a Pelican.  It must be a driving hazard of life that they forget to tell you about. I decided to take a drive to the beach. Usually I go this time of year to open the house for renters, getting it ready and so on. It rained so there...

Day Five

Hey Gals, I am on Day 5 of my on-call duties and mandatory alcohol abstinence. So far no calls. Two more days to go. I may have to have a martini lunch on Friday.  Kidding. Maybe.  What the hell. The students are leaving for spring break. Why not let the staff have a...

WHAT!

WHAT!!! No Grey’s Anatomy due to College Basketball playoffs!! Is that just here or everywhere?  And no Fastnacht Day either. The folks here didn’t even know what I was talking about. No tradition of donuts, not even pretend Fastnachts.  I settled for...

Doctors Say the Funniest Things

Hey Gals, Miss me? I sure miss you. I’ve been here almost two years, and I still look forward to my doctor’s visits as social occasions. I can always count on my gynecologist to show me a good time. She lowers her voice and asks me if I’m still getting my period. Yes,...

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