Holy Mother Goddess

Holy Mother Goddess

Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. If you recall, I tried to get into someone’s else’s car thinking it was mine. Twice. My guy calmly and politely said, honey that’s the wrong car. I’ve mistakenly been wearing under eye cover as eye primer for weeks.  It works by the way.  Today I put eye liner on my eyebrows and wondered why it was so dark.  I can’t keep the stuff from smudging when it’s under my eyes but try to get it off of your eyebrows, sheesh.  Here’s the worst though.

Be Careful What You Wish For

Hello Gals! I did not have the most stellar of work days recently. I’m going to blame it on my underwear. A couple hours into it I discovered my underwear was on inside out. You should know you’re going to have that kind of day when the cotton is on the outside.  I...

It All Makes Sense

  Dear Diva’s, My Guy’s been cracking me up lately. We are at Lowes where he asks for help with light bulb selection. Buying a light bulb requires an advanced degree these days. The Lowes guy is sooo nice to us, My Guy decides to treat this person as his personal...

I Can’t Breathe

Hey Gals, So about those Spanx yoga pants.  I decided if I was going to get use out them I would wear them around the house. I am wearing them now. Only I can’t think.  Apparently when your pants suck the air out of you, your brain is deprived of oxygen. After I took...

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