Confessions from the Other Side...of 50

If The Dress Fits…Or Not, Wear It

If The Dress Fits…Or Not, Wear It

I confess. Never before have I bought a dress that deliberately did not fit me. Until the Mother-of-the-Bride dress. Darling Daughter sends me a picture of a dress online that I love. I walk into the bridal shop and begin describing the style of dress. The shop owner...

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Holy Mother Goddess

Dear Holy Goddesses: Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. If you recall, I tried to get into someone’s else’s car thinking it was mine. Twice. My guy calmly and politely said, honey that’s the wrong car. I’ve mistakenly been wearing under eye cover as...

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Be Careful What You Wish For

Dear Holy Goddesses: Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. If you recall, I tried to get into someone’s else’s car thinking it was mine. Twice. My guy calmly and politely said, honey that’s the wrong car. I’ve mistakenly been wearing under eye cover as...

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It All Makes Sense

Hello Gals! I did not have the most stellar of work days recently. I’m going to blame it on my underwear. A couple hours into it I discovered my underwear was on inside out. You should know you’re going to have that kind of day when the cotton is on the outside.  I...

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I Can’t Breathe

  Dear Diva’s, My Guy’s been cracking me up lately. We are at Lowes where he asks for help with light bulb selection. Buying a light bulb requires an advanced degree these days. The Lowes guy is sooo nice to us, My Guy decides to treat this person as his personal...

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A New Year

And So It Begins....Again Hey Gals, I did it!! I finally quit my job and moved to the beach, my dream come true!! You all certainly have been the keepers and holders of my vision for some time. Thank you!! Now that I’m here I’m wondering why in Goddess’s name would I...

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OH the Predicaments

Greetings my dearest friends. So sorry for the hiatus. First and foremost, let’s take a moment of reverence for our friend, Dianne, one of the first journal group members, who has crossed over and blesses us from the other side….Amen Sister. You are loved. I knew I...

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Oreo Cookie

Girls, Girls, Girls, Another whirlwind trip to PA over the weekend, first for my nephew’s wedding. I was nervous about this since it is my soon-to-be ex’s side of the family and the first time that I would see everyone with them all knowing the truth about us. The...

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Major Movement and Minor Miracle

Hey Gals, My Brother of Another Color last Friday said he was coming off of an on-call week and the first thing he was doing was getting a drink, and I could come if I wanted. Sure, I say, I'll go with you.  We meet close to my house and share a couple of drinks and...

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Road Hazards

And So It Begins....Again Hey Gals, I did it!! I finally quit my job and moved to the beach, my dream come true!! You all certainly have been the keepers and holders of my vision for some time. Thank you!! Now that I’m here I’m wondering why in Goddess’s name would I...

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Hey Guess What, You’re My Friday Night Date

Hey Gals, TODAY, I almost hit a Pelican.  It must be a driving hazard of life that they forget to tell you about. I decided to take a drive to the beach. Usually I go this time of year to open the house for renters, getting it ready and so on. It rained so there...

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Day Five

You know you're desperate when you go the dentist and treat it like a social engagement and leave there thinking you had a great time.  The dental hygienist hung out with me at the checkout counter and said, it's been fun. Yes it has, I say.  Too bad I only get to go...

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WHAT!

I am on Day 5 of my on-call duties and mandatory alcohol abstinence. So far no calls. Two more days to go. I may have to have a martini lunch on Friday. Kidding. Maybe.
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Doctors Say the Funniest Things

Dear Holy Goddesses: Honestly, I don’t know what’s wrong with me lately. If you recall, I tried to get into someone’s else’s car thinking it was mine. Twice. My guy calmly and politely said, honey that’s the wrong car. I’ve mistakenly been wearing under eye cover as...

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MenoPAUSE

Hello Gals! I did not have the most stellar of work days recently. I’m going to blame it on my underwear. A couple hours into it I discovered my underwear was on inside out. You should know you’re going to have that kind of day when the cotton is on the outside.  I...

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The Not So Good Very Bad Day Continued…

    You Can Call Me Crone by Dyanne Kelley            February 7, 2018 Well Girls, it happened. The Big Birthday.  I turned 60.  I guess if Ellen can do it on national TV, I can do it too. From Midlife to Crone in the blink of an eye. Did you know you can...

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The Not So Good Very Bad Day

by Dyanne Kelley    May 2018 Hello Holy Goddesses, Are you freakin' kidding me!  On three separate occasions I started this blog in my mind each prompted by a personal outrage.  Let’s start with are you freakin’ kidding me number two. It was Darling Daughter’s bridal...

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First Date

Girls, Girls, Girls, Another whirlwind trip to PA over the weekend, first for my nephew’s wedding. I was nervous about this since it is my soon-to-be ex’s side of the family and the first time that I would see everyone with them all knowing the truth about us. The...

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Quickie

Hello Gals! I did not have the most stellar of work days recently. I’m going to blame it on my underwear. A couple hours into it I discovered my underwear was on inside out. You should know you’re going to have that kind of day when the cotton is on the outside.  I...

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All Is Right With The World

Greetings my friends from way down South!! Truly I am sorry for being absent so long.  My first excuse is MenoPAUSE.  Life as I knew it is no longer.  You know you're in menopause when you swipe your grocery store card to get into the gym. Twice. Maybe three times....

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The Luckiest Girl Around

All better Girlfriends. My hiatus without Dance It Off music has ended. My Bose remote came yesterday in the mail, although when I plugged it in last night, it didn't work. It's not the outlet, I said, because that is the same outlet the TV is plugged into. Today I...

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Let the Experiences Begin

Hey Peeps, Right now I feel like the luckiest girl, ever.  If I told you the details of how everything is just clicking into place for me like a puzzle I've already put together a hundred times, you wouldn't believe it. But then again you would because that is how...

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